Well, Damn. This Is Awkward.Goateez is hanging up the tees.After a ridiculous run filled with bad ideas, worse jokes, questionable life choices, and shirts that absolutely should not have been worn to family functions, it is time for us to step away.This brand started for one simple reason: some thoughts are too dumb, too honest, or too inappropriate to keep inside your head. They belong on a shirt. Preferably one that makes strangers laugh, glare, or quietly reconsider standing next to you in line.We are proud of what we made.
We regret none of it.
And we would absolutely do it again.To everyone who supported Goateez, wore the shirts, gifted them to the wrong people, or said “I probably shouldn’t buy this” and did anyway: thank you. You got it.Billy the Goat sends his regards. He is not crying. You are.Stay weird.
Wear whatever the hell you want.
And never trust a shirt that plays it safe.— Goateez
The Greatest of All Tee-Heez (retired, but not forgotten)