Looking for a Mother’s Day gift that says “thank you” in the most wildly inappropriate way possible? This “Thanks for Not Swallowing Us” tee absolutely delivers.
Featuring a trio of adorable cartoon sperm and a punchline that’ll make Mom gasp, laugh, and question her life choices, this shirt is perfect for the adult child with a twisted sense of humor.
It’s bold. It’s hilarious. And it’s definitely not from Hallmark.
