About Us

At Goateez, we believe your shirt should say exactly what you're thinking—even if it's wildly inappropriate, politically charged, or just straight-up unhinged.

Founded by people who think humor is a form of protest (and that protest can be hilarious), Goateez is your destination for bold graphic tees that are equal parts funny, sassy, queer, and pissed off. Whether you're out at a rally, brunch, drag night, or just trying to survive the family BBQ, we've got the perfect shirt to say what your facial expression can't.

Our mascot, Billy the GOAT, keeps us grounded—with hooves firmly planted in mischief, sarcasm, and grass-fed rebellion. Every tee is designed to make people laugh, think, or spit out their drink. Preferably all three.

We're not here to play it safe. We're here to make noise, take up space, and look damn good doing it.

Welcome to the herd. Let’s cause some trouble.
Goateez — The Greatest of All Tee-Heez.