You’re not just extra. You’re extra dirty—with a twist of regret and a splash of poor decisions. This shirt is for the martini-sipping menace who turns brunch into a crime scene and thinks “moderation” is a setting on the blender.
Whether you're stirring up drama or just stirring your drink, this tee says, "I came for the olives, stayed for the chaos." Wear it to the bar, the function, or your next bad idea.
🍸 Warning: May cause excessive attention, side-eyes, and an overwhelming urge to flirt with bartenders.
Goateez: The Greatest of All Tee-Heez™—now 3x dirtier.
