Funny Mother's Day Mug - Thanks for Not Swallowing Us

Start Mom’s morning off with coffee, chaos, and a questionable life choice. This 15oz ceramic mug features the delightfully inappropriate message: “Thanks for Not Swallowing Us – Happy Mother’s Day.”

Complete with cute cartoon sperm and a punchline that’s definitely not mom-approved (but maybe your mom would laugh), this mug is perfect for adult children who love dark humor.

It’s raunchy. It’s ridiculous. And it’s one mug she won’t forget.

✔ Microwave & dishwasher safe

✔ 15oz of pure awkward appreciation

✔ Best served with side-eye