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Take a hilarious trip down memory lane with this retro-inspired Oregon Trail t-shirt! Featuring the iconic ox and wagon with the phrase "Get In Loser, We're Going to Die of Dysentery," this tee is perfect for fans of classic video games and nostalgic humor. Whether you're reliving your 90s childhood or just love a good laugh, this shirt makes a great conversation starter. Perfect for casual wear, gaming events, or as a fun gift!
