This sweatshirt brings peak chaotic holiday energy. The design features an over excited Christmas tree declaring "I Identify as a Christmas Tree" with the perfect follow up: "Lit on the outside, dead on the inside, and I like balls." It captures the exact seasonal mood shared by tired adults, queer humor enjoyers, and anyone who treats coping mechanisms as festive traditions.
Wear it to parties, office events, family gatherings, or anywhere you want to drop unfiltered holiday honesty. It is bold, unhinged, and very Goateez. If your Christmas spirit walks the line between exhausted and inappropriate, this one fits like a glove.
