“I’m straight.” 🧐 [Pauses for dramatic effect] “Just kidding.” 🌈 This tee brings chaotic queer energy and deadpan delivery together in one hilariously bold design. Clean, crisp, and unapologetically sarcastic, it’s the perfect way to come out swinging — or just mess with people at brunch.
Whether you're serving lewks at Pride, starting sh*t in the group chat, or just being your fabulous self, this shirt is loud, proud, and painfully relatable. Great gift for your favorite drama gay, sarcastic queer, or anyone who's had to explain "No, I’m not actually straight." 😎
